Sinister justices rewrite the rules again
Honestly, the Sinister Six from Spider-Man are starting to remind me of the Supreme Court these days. You’ve got Doc Ock, Sandman, Kraven the Hunter, Vulture, Mysterio, and Electro always scheming in the comics, but now it feels like six Supreme Court justices are running their own criminal conspiracy - just with legal robes instead of supervillain suits. Some of these justices basically trashed their oaths and lied during their Senate confirmation hearings, then turned around and acted like ethics rules just don’t apply to them. It’s wild watching them operate like nothing can touch them, even while Trump is out here pushing boundaries and seeing if the president can just ignore the Constitution altogether. Meanwhile, Congress keeps rolling out articles of impeachment that never go anywhere - we’ve had three in a year and none even got close to passing, not even after Trump ordered that strike on Iran without warning Congress. Lawmakers even admit they’re scared he’ll retaliate if they cross him. It’s gotten so toxic that even Marjorie Taylor Greene, one of Trump’s loudest supporters, got death threats and ended up resigning after she voted to release the Epstein files. The whole system is out of balance now - the Supreme Court is supposed to be the scale of justice, but it’s tipping hard. Clarence Thomas just gives me Uncle Ruckus vibes from The Boondocks, and there are even rumors that some justices almost retired but stuck it out because Trump kept running. If there’s a criminal conspiracy on the Court, it’s gotta be with Trump’s appointees, because the others have been there forever and honestly just look tired. And if the country falls apart after Trump defaults on the national debt and the food supply breaks down, the Sinister Six - or the Supreme Court, take your pick - will be starving with the rest of us. So congrats to everyone who thought their “god” would save them, because at this rate, we’re all going down together.